Forwarded by my friend Andy in Duluth, MN... Home of Aerostich Rider Warehouse and - in August - the electrically exciting Very Boring (motorcycle) Rally! www.boringrally.com
PS: If you suspected that the above news clip was a hoax, you were correct. My buddy Andy sent me this link to Snopes.com, in which the item is thoroughly disproved - at some considerable length. The item and the characters in it took on lives of their own, it seems.
This blog's feeling is that the fake news item is more fun than the truth. Here's the link. Decide for yourself: http://www.snopes.com/horrors/gruesome/fivedays.asp